The Mindset

Well, it’s been a day since I came across the sheer genius of Agile Draw and I still cannot get it out of my mind. There are so many possibilities for nurturing the Agile hype. There are so many opportunities for writing books, creating workshops, coming up with certification programs – in short making money.

Here are just a few I came up with:

Agile Debugging — Break Free from Your Breakpoints

Spending too much time with your favorite debugger? Forget about the old step into, step over, and resume. With the innovative Agile Debugging technique all you need is a white board and a loyal friend for keeping track of the value of your variables.

Agile Technical Support — Because Hugging Hasn’t Killed Anyone… Yet

Are you having trouble supporting all your users? This is the time for Agile Technical Support! When a user calls you with a problem, listen to him, try to understand him, and then invite him for a cup of coffee. With Agile Technical Support you will learn that your users are your friends. All they want is a little hug.

Agile Cleaning — Clean Code Is Just a Start

Do you think that keeping your code clean is a difficult task? Think again! Try keeping the workspace shared by ten developers clean around the clock. With Agile Cleaning you and the maintenance people have a collective ownership of your physical workspace. You all clean it together on a daily basis (also known as Daily Clean). Agile Cleaning is the future of office hygiene.

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